If you rob a Russain bank
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I worked with this guy Rob once...
...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.
He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.
"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
How do you rob a house without being in it?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the baker rob the bank?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?
Because you're taking whisks.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I saw someone rob the Apple store.
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︎ May 01 2020
My name is Rob
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I just tried to rob a bank
Turns out rivers donβt have much money near them
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If a mob of clowns ever try to rob you then remember to go for their jugglers first
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Why did the strawberry rob a bank?
Because his family was in a jam
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Robbed Rob
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︎ Sep 20 2018
I wanted to rob a bank, so my friend called me a thief.
He was very helpful when we were robbing!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What do you call a thief that robs a maple orchard?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...
...He gave me a run for my money.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
They're going to rob us all
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I asked my wife if she wanted to rob an Asian restaurant or go for a stroll.
Either way, we will be taking a wok.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Why did the Mexicans rob the train?
Because they had loco motives.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one guy asks, "Is this whiskey?"
The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."
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︎ May 27 2018
My friend asked me to help him rob a bakery
I was nervous, but he said it'd be a whisk worth taking.
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︎ May 09 2018
Did you hear about the group of dwarves that attempted to rob a butchers?
They had to back out because the stakes were too high
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Came up with a joke this weekend, not sure if it exists yet or not. Why did the duck rob his mom?
So he could buy some quack..
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︎ Mar 04 2019
You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets?
reddit.com/r/WouldYouRathβ¦
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︎ Oct 20 2018
What is Rob short for?
Because he's got short legs!
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︎ Aug 26 2018
Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?
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︎ Nov 13 2018
My spanish friend wanted to rob a train.
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︎ Jan 02 2017
What do you call it when a scary reptile robs a drink shop?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank
Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population
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︎ Nov 18 2017
If Rob Lowe.....
....if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe's how many Lowe's would Rob Lowe Rob?
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︎ Oct 27 2018
What do you call it when a really drunk man robs a bank?
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Why should you not rob a pig?
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︎ Sep 16 2018
I punched a guy who tried to rob me as I got on the bus.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
I would never rob a Kitchen Supplies store
I just canβt see myself ever taking a whisk.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
Why did the baker rob the bank?
Because bakers knead dough!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why did the baker rob a bank?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...
...he gave me a run for my money
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︎ Mar 22 2019
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