Why did the man rob the train?

I'm not sure, but I bet he had a loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_lightbulb
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Rob Zombie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwinflames
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?

A fighter pirate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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A gang of outlaw cows rob a bank and flee..

The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.

Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"

Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Why couldn't the skeleton rob the bank?

It didint have the guts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmm_er
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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If you rob a Russain bank

You get Putin jail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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How do you rob a fruit stall?

... with a FRUIT PUNCH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redundantgene
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games

He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I worked with this guy Rob once...

...who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.

He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I'm bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.

"Oh this?" I say, "this is Rob Peters' toupee, Paul."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JSNhova
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?

A skeleton key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireKTN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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How do you rob a house without being in it?

You take the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientEnd7596
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed more dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I saw someone rob the Apple store.

I was an iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My name is Rob
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?

Because you're taking whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chikenfriedchiken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElizaWolf8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop

They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I just tried to rob a bank

Turns out rivers don’t have much money near them

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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If a mob of clowns ever try to rob you then remember to go for their jugglers first
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why did the strawberry rob a bank?

Because his family was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Robbed Rob
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valonnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I wanted to rob a bank, so my friend called me a thief.

He was very helpful when we were robbing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a thief that robs a maple orchard?

Syruptitious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...

...He gave me a run for my money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarontminded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?

Because he had a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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They're going to rob us all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrkrook2012
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I asked my wife if she wanted to rob an Asian restaurant or go for a stroll.

Either way, we will be taking a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santelje
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why did the Mexicans rob the train?

Because they had loco motives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiptonite08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one guy asks, "Is this whiskey?"

The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3BeesKnees
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mind-the-fap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My friend asked me to help him rob a bakery

I was nervous, but he said it'd be a whisk worth taking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakeonaplane
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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Did you hear about the group of dwarves that attempted to rob a butchers?

They had to back out because the stakes were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senmcken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What is Rob short for?

Because he's got short legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaLOL171299
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Came up with a joke this weekend, not sure if it exists yet or not. Why did the duck rob his mom?

So he could buy some quack..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFlopdick-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My spanish friend wanted to rob a train.

He had locomotives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JedaiGai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

Because bakers knead dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CipherBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalArbiter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iunui
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...

...he gave me a run for my money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarontminded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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