I was watching a robbery at the Apple Store today
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorusβ¦
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do you call a scandinavian bank robbery?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I started carrying a gun with me after an attempted robbery a few years ago.
Now my robberies have gotten a lot more successful.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Armed robbery
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︎ May 11 2020
Today I stopped a robbery at a music store.
I knew all that time I spent playing Guitar Hero would pay off some day.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
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︎ May 28 2020
The sweetest robbery Iβve ever seen
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︎ Mar 03 2019
I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.
My father always said I lack conviction.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?
The cops finally nailed him.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
This is a robbery!
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Why did police believe a duck had committed the robbery?
Because he fit the bill of the one they were looking for.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I didn't think the police would convict me for robbery until I saw the briefcase full of the money
In that case, they had evidence.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
I just saw on the TV that thereβs been a spate of robberies in the area.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Violinist Caught After a String of Robberies
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Did you hear about the robbery at the music store?!
The thief made off with the lute.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
How did the police know that Will Smith committed the robbery?
Because they found some Fresh Prints.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
A Robbery Smoother than Butter
A pancake and a waffle walk into a bar. The pancake starts robbing the bar tender while the waffle watches outside. When the waffle hears the cops only a block away, he turns to the pancake and says:
"Get the money quick! We gotta break, fast!"
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︎ Mar 02 2019
How are prostate exams and bank robberies alike?
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︎ Jan 21 2019
I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.
Withdrawn: Β£9,000,000
Balance:Β£0.00
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︎ Feb 18 2019
How do detectives protect their homes from robberies at night
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︎ May 06 2019
I saw a robbery at an apple store today.
The police interviewed me because I was an iWitness.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
If you see a robbery at an Apple store
Does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.
The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
If you see a robbery at the apple store
Does that make you an iwitness?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
If you see a robbery at an apple store
Does that make you an i-witness?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
You saw a robbery go down at an Apple store. Does that make you an...
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call Superman in a bank robbery?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ May 26 2019
If you witness a robbery at an Apple Store...
...does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Mar 26 2019
If I witnessed a robbery in the Apple store, would that make me an iWitness?
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︎ May 19 2018
If you see a robbery at an apple store....
Does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I saw a robbery at an Apple store.
The police tell me that I'm their iWitness.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
if you witness a robbery at an apple store, what are you?
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︎ Apr 14 2018
If you see a robbery at the Apple Store...
Does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ May 01 2019
I just saw a robbery at the Apple store.
I guess that makes me an iWitness!
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︎ May 16 2019
I saw a robbery at the Apple Store the other day.
I guess that makes me an iWitness.
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︎ Oct 10 2018
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︎ Jul 01 2018
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If you see a robbery at an apple store...
Does it make you an iWitness?
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