What do you call a scandinavian bank robbery?

An H-ice-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taken-_-already
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?

Stainless steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?

The cops finally nailed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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How are prostate exams and bank robberies alike?

They're both stick-ups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.

Withdrawn: Β£9,000,000

Balance:Β£0.00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Today I was at the bank when two man came in with masks...

Such a relief when they said it was just a bank robbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPapotasVIP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Happened last night while watching Den of Thieves with my dad.

Dad: Is that 50 cents?

Me: Yes dad that is 50 cent.

Dad: After this bank robbery he's gonna have to adjust his name for inflation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DConner777
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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What do you call Superman in a bank robbery?

Man of Steal

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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