I have a bad habit of ripping up my artwork if I don't like it.
I probably shouldn't have become a tattoo artist.
Our toddler woke us up, ripping the sheet off our bed last night...
... it’s ok but, we recovered.
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Made a pun about a ripping piece of paper.
There is a wizard who terrorizes libraries by ripping pages out of books...
Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.
While I was ripping a big juicy fart on the plane I figured out my 4yr old son’s spirit animal...
I'm always ripping holes in my blanket.
So I crocheted a new one. Now when I rip it, it has less holes.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
Why was the sock ripped?
he went to the gym regularly
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
I paid to get my leg amputated and they use blunt instruments....it was a total rip off.
When are rip tides dangerous?
Current-ly
You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
Why are priests so ripped?
Because they're always exercising
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
James Randi, RIP
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
What do you call a shirt that rips easily?
Cars rip by at 200mph, so how fast do you have to be a NASCAR cameraman?
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
My friend is inventing breakthrough upholstery fabric that can self-mend rips and tears. When I asked how he's progressing, he replied....
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
Why does God look so ripped on all paintings?
Because he was the body builder.
What do you call really expensive Velcro?
Once my dad ripped two juuls at once and said...
"I have my juul citizenship"
Himalayan tombstones don't say RIP.
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
I was thinking of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.
I find it really hard to pull it off.
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night.
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine
She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone
ripped off
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how to feel about that.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?
It reads “Small medium at large.”
When are rip tides a problem?
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
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