There's a detective named Frederick Lee...

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pigโ€™s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminalโ€™s mask was animal themed, I said to them, โ€œFred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the manโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/megadecimal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I bought my son a giant stuffed orangutan.

For the ride home I put the monkey in the back seat, and let the stuffed animal ride in the front seat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xtthew
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Dadjoked my fiancee pretty hard the other day...

We were riding in the car and drove past a dead animal the other day...

Fiancee: "Did I tell you about the time I hit a frog while driving?... It was so gross. I didn't go back to see if it was still alive though."

Me: "I bet it croaked."

Groans were had, to say the least...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beer_knurd
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