Ribbit Pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paracosmicpioneer
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Ribbit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milk-is-bad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A frog was very obsessed with reddit in an unhealthy way, a frog told him "Ribbit" in which he responded with "Reddit".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?

He got toad.

It was worth it though... That club was hopping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tertiam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I saw a documentary on frogs recently.

It was absolutely ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OracleOfWherever
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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This is rather ribbitting...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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This debugger has quite the ribbitation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Villian97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Frog pun
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I just read a great book about frogs - it was ribbitting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HALsaysSorry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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So my friend just made my morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilivanili
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What does a frog like to eat at McDonalds

A Mc Ribbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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How do toads open presents?

They ribbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yurgenbeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What's a frog's favorite sandwich?

The McRibbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mettaton0H_YES
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Just read a few facts about frogs

They were ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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You know how when you find a Genie's lamp, you're supposed to rub it?

Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silly--Cybin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How does a frog take off a bandaid?

They ribbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What sound does a robotic frog make?

>!Ribbot Ribbot!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxblow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I remember the first time I saw Kermit the Frog on Broadway...

Such a ribbit-ing performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I watched a documentary about the noises frogs make

It was ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why did the amphibian run across the street?

He was about to get toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cascadiablooms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What did the frog say at the condom product development meeting?

Ribbit

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?

β€œRibbit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Ya'll ever been to a frog race?

It's a ribbiting experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What is a frog's favorite tool?

A ribbit gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicramennoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why are frog dicks the best?

They ribbit for your pleasure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerotrope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Did you hear about the amphibious musicians?

Their music is Ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kariston
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Where does the frog store his money?

In the river bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lokwaileong2003
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Toad you so

Did you hear about the new Netflix series all about frogs?

The plot is ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surechecksout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Do you want to know any facts about frogs

They are ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitposting101-9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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Why was the frog so attentive in class?

He found the subject to be ribbiting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I went frog catching last weekend

It was a ribbiting experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopossWasTaken
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I couldn’t keep my eyes off the singing frog

It was ribbiting

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Help, biology pun needed

Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollieburton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harley11111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunnyGenious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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What is the difference between common Toad and a horny toad?

The former says ribbit ribbit, the latter says rub it rub it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojohn69
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Just read a few facts about frogs.

They were ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I just finished a documentary about frogs

It was absolutely ribbiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-bonas-
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.

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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saforester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I watched a documentary on frogs the other day

It was ribbiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit." A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyllabaryBisque
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KwMemeMan
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