A list of puns related to "Resulting"
She said, "whey!"
a parentally knot.
but hey, at least I put food on the table...
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The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
But it was a typo.
Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.
Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.
Turns out I'm dyslexic and lacrosse intolerant
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.
Russian roulette
Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff
But that's just my own To Pence.
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
It was nail-biting
I aced it!
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybodyβs talking about it. Itβs yuuuge. Nobodyβs seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never wouldβve been able to pull this off.
Probably not
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
Karmalization.
WhatsApp doc.
It was a discount viscount recount.
Heβs acting like a real Mitch.
My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.
Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."
My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.
Is a draw.
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
"What was Joe doing before the election results?"
"Biden time"
Urine for a surprise!
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, letβs see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You donβt know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... π
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
But my doctor just said B positive
But then I'd have to kill you.
The results were shocking
A GingerBreed
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula
Electile dysfunction.
The results came completely out of the purple!
and it turns out I'm dyslexic
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