You really gotta hand it to them.
they paid money to see you
So that when I die and get cremated, when my kin say, 'Respect must be urned', I would have helped them chuckle a little even after death!
"Well we were married for twenty years."
They're keeping it reel.
They’re an animal I’ve always looked up to.
She's been really helpful in improving my elf-esteem.
At least, that’s what she wrote in her diary.
They always look up to me:)
They just make light of it
They're just remarkable.
That took a lot of balls
Just a high thought nothing more
They really help people out.
So I was planning a bank heist with my friend Steven. We'd gotten everything planned out, it was all set up, and we were in the parking lot of the bank, ready to go.
Last minute, Steven turns to me and goes "I can't do this man. Armed rbbery is wrong, I don't wanna risk getting anyone hurt."
So I turned to our third guy, who was also named Steven (christmas is a total nightmare. I tell him "let's make Steven #1 our fall guy, if the cops catch us, he takes the heat and we walk away scott free.
This Steven #2 goes "No no, we can't do that. Steven #1 doesn't want any part of this, we need to respect his decision."
So it turns out, there is honor among Steves.
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
A lot of people take them for granite.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
... a little bit of salt.
They have been stepped on for far too long.
They are my idles.
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.
Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
They literally paid to see us
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
They pay a lot of money just to see us...
At least that's what her diary says.
Because feet are legends
