25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sevohanian
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I give a lot of props to the people who invented jackhammers

It was such a groundbreaking invention!

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This just happened at a softball game and didn’t get the props it deserved.

My son was playing with a fly. It’s wings were messed up so it couldn’t fly away. He was holding it and said, β€œDaddy, this fly’s wings are broke.” I said, β€œthen it’s not a fly, it’s a walk.”

I got utter silence from the people around me, though my daughter giggled a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UmraTiwil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Props to u/sjorsNL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuomine_n
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Props to you, sir
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikejohnson137
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Props to the school janitor for always dealing with your crap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsEmeraldd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.

When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitespys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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(Xpost from r/pics) Props to whoever built this fan.
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Dad had to mess with one of my Sister's props for her engagement photos.
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Someone leaked the prop notes for Thor 3

They have to use a lot of low-key lighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoma5nator
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I don't like her, but props.

Picking up my 6 year old son from my exes parent's house, he asks why he couldn't stay with them tonight. I tell him I'm hungry and I'm going to have a few bites of him.

Son: (whining) I don't wanna get ate.

Son's grandma: You won't get ate(8) you've got two more years!

He smiles and I die a little inside because I missed my moment to shine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whereimatnow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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Almost Props to the GF

I tell my Girlfriend about an article I was reading where NASA is working on plans to build a submarine to search Titan's ocean for life. She looks at me and says the whole plan sounds 'Fishy'...

After I got done laughing she looks at me and says "What's so funny...?" I was so impressed too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erickitt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Grandpa the Prop Comedian.

Grandpa: Pulls out all of the contents of his pocket and stands in a crowd staring at it... just waiting for the sucker who asks what he's doing.

When someone finally notices, sometimes after minutes of waiting, he says "They say I lost my marbles, but I found one"

Sure enough, he'll have a marble in his hand. He always carries a marble so he can make this joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abrown4788
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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Would you like to hear a bad joke about blood?

*dad joke

Sorry. It was a Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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No one likes this pandemic. Well, no one apart from Bane..

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Math puns!
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I can't stop my mushroom from leaning.

I think I need some morel support.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian

You gotta give him props for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvilly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A wife came home and finds her husband sitting in front of a game of chess....

...with a raw egg propped up on the other side.

She asks: "What are you doing?"

He responds: "Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg..."

"So... you decided to play it in a chess game?"

"Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abucket87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I made a righthand turn in Deadwood SD onto

Calamity Lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hotairduck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked him if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for mah services before."

"Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Who respect actors the most?

Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Meet my new friend - hammer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miks0nGraWGry
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A guy came to the door, asked if I wanted to be Jehovah's Witness ...

I said "Are you kidding, I didn't even see the accident." (Props to the Unknown Comic.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
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Just in case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMcFukmutty
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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up…

Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Berry Good Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkZerkerM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of acting equipment.

Props to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Dad is very welcoming of aunt's new boyfriend

So we were having a big family video call last night, since we're all on different continents, and my aunt was introducing us to her new boyfriend, Bill.

> Cousin: So when is Bill gonna come visit us, so we can meet him in person? > > Aunt: Oh, I don't know, Bill doesn't really fly (he's afraid of flying) > > Dad: He doesn't have to, the plane does. > > Long distance family groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llirving
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Macbeth joke in the wild

I was at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival waiting for β€œMacbeth” to begin and next to me this Dad says conversationally to his family, β€œYou know, It makes sense that this play is set in Scotland... after all they mostly get kilt”

His family groaned and I gave him props for the Dad joke in the wild.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtVerseMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My mom sent me this picture with the caption "Dad wants to know what he should eat first... He's just cracking himself up..."
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Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says β€œI can’t write with my right hand today.”

I ask, can you left with your left hand?

Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, I’m glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono116
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My dad got me while in a restaurant

My Dad and I were in a restaurant when he pointed to an aeroplane propellor mounted on the wall.

Dad: Do you think it's real?

Me: The propellor? Of course!

Dad: Oh, I thought it was just a prop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyem_46
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I (35/f) just dad joked my dad while out for lunch

The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.

3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"

Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.

There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crochetyhooker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.

Props to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpaceCowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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What did the airplane say to the helicopter?

Mad props, yo!

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There are three classes of cheerios

There are three classes of cheerios, the lower class (plain ol' cheerios), the middle class cheerios (frosted), and the elite class (honey nut). One soggy morning in Seattle, a plain cheerio awoke in his single room apartment. He looked out at the still sleepy city, blanketed in a mist of rain. He quickly got dressed and put his shoes on, this would be the day. He stood propped against the bus stop, smoking a cigarette. "God I have got to stop this habit." He thought to himself. Glancing back and forth at the bustle of cheerios, he saw her. She looked about 25, devastatingly gorgeous, and he could smell the honey from where he stood. "Excuse me ma'am," his voice quivered, "I - I think you might be the most beautiful cheerio I have ever seen." She smiled and her otherwise golden brown face grew red. " This is a long shot, but will you marry me?' She was obviously caught off guard by this, but her red lips formed the word, "Yes." They raced through the morning mist of the city, and arrived at her fathers house. The cheerio bent down in front of her father. "Sir, I would like to ask for your blessing in marrying your daughter" "No! You are a regular cheerio and my daughter needs a high quality honey nut" he snapped. "But sir." "No means no damnit!" "Sir this is very unrea-" "You come back a honey nut and you'll have my blessing, my daughter is not about to marry a low life like you." The cheerio sprinted home, tears streaming down his face. He fumbled against the lock and sprawled out on his bed. When he awoke it was early, his sheets had a dark silhouette from his wet jacket. He sat up and lit a cigarette. "Damn." he sighed to himself. Walking in front of his mirror, he noticed something different. His body was frosted! He had become a frosted cheerio! He darted out the door without shoes, reaching the honey nut household in no time at all. He banged on the door, and the beauty's father answered. "Sir I am a changed cheerio! I'm frosted!" he exclaimed. Her father had a stern look on his face. "You think you are any better? The dirt on my boots are worth more than you." he hissed. The old honey nut slammed the door on the young frosted. He heard the deadbolt click. The newly frosted cheerio didn't take the same way home. He stood on the edge of a bridge, feeling the cool autumn wind on his sugar coated skin. Was he really going to go through with this? Was it worth it? No he was a frosted cheerio now. He couldn't get the girl, but he was a changed cheerio. He

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R1pply
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Being single can be fun

Last week a wheel broke off my office chair and I kept it because I'm never one to pass on the chance for prop humor.

On Tuesday I got invited out with two of my friends to go grab a drink after work, I was told their girlfriends would be there too.

I pocketed my wheel and brought it with me to the bar, after a while when the couples started getting into their own chit chat I silently placed the wheel on the bar.

My friend asked me why there was a wheel on the bar and I told him "Oh, I'm just solidifying my spot as the fifth wheel."

I laughed and then died a little on the inside.

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Do you think that if Carrot Top ever won a lifetime achievement award for comedy,

He'd give props to all the people that helped him along the way?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeyfarrar
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If someone were to use a fake toaster pastry in a TV show or movie...

They'd call it a PROP TART!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zanderich
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I was directing a film the other day, and there was a lot of confusion as to who was handling all the costumes.

Basically set decoration, we had a small crew. A lot of the actors and the rest of the crew were confused who was in charge of those items. Luckily, Jason was a reliable, honest guy. In fact, he was one of the most honest, dependable people I knew on set.

So that evening before we had dinner together, I called Jason to the center, and thanked him for the quality of work that he'd put out so far, and I said "Props to Jason."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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My dad is the king of dad jokes imgur.com/e8T3f4s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegasus_x
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Brightening my BF's recovery from surgery with Dad Jokes

Background: My boyfriend is stuck on crutches after having hip surgery and likes to sit in the recliner with his legs propped up. Since he can't move his hips, I have to lower the footrest for him to get out of the chair.

Him: Can you put my feet down so I can go relax in the bed for a while?

Me: Feet, you're stupid and useless and no one likes you!

Him giving me silence with a side of contempt while I cackle.

Laughter is the best medicine...

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I stayed in Australia for a while and was rewarded with the ultimate Dad story

My friend had a really interesting job. One of those jobs you didn't know people could get.

tl;dr just read it, it's worth reading the whole description of the job

Before I moved, my neighbor's job was based in Antarctica. He worked with one of the research centers there, and his job was standing up penguins. I kid you not β€” when shipments arrived by air, like by helicopter or by airplane or whatever, the penguins would all look up with their tiny heads and look up so high they would fall over backwards. Now, penguins are super awkward in how they waddle everywhere, and so, not wanting to disturb the local environment, the research station had to have someone that could suit up and go out there and stand up penguins.

As soon as every shipment arrived, he would say, "Welp, better go suit up now," get into the whole penguin suit, and waddle out there all incognito and stand the penguins on their feet again. I'm sure they could have done it on their own, eventually, but the idea was to disturb the animals for as little time as possible.

I thought it was the most ridiculous thing when he told me, but he got the job through his dad's researcher colleague. Basically, the deal was they would get people to go down for 3-month periods (I think he ended up doing 6 months) and this was his occupation for that time. Actually, is plane flight there was one of the really cool parts: LA went to Sydney, which then went back across the Pacific to Buenos Aires. Then, on the final leg, he would finally go Buenos Aires to the research station. The planes actually had to be specially fitted for the job, though β€” Of course, you can't have typical runways in Antarctica because they'd get ice all over them and there'd be all these problems β€” so the planes had to have mechanics on board each flight who would, mid-flight, switch out the take-off wheels for the landing skis. Just like a sea plane, except it was a snow-plane. Coolest thing ever.

Oh, but the way he described working with the penguins was the best! Most of the time he'd just go out and stand them up, but sometimes one would hurt itself. Like one time one of them fell over backwards and hit its foot the wrong way, so he had to not only pick it up, but give medical help, too. He seriously had to prop up the penguin, take off his glove, and pull on each of the penguins little webbed toes, pull on their legs. Sort of like how I'm pulling your leg right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1AM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Why wasn't the guy impressed with the airplane parts in the movie?

They were just props.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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My mom said she needed to call her facialist...

Dad: "Whadda ya need to call me for, I'm sittin' right here!"

Disgust aside, had to give the dude props

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I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of Hollywood acting equipments.

Props to him.

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