my new years resolution is
I have only two new years resolutions this year. One: get back to the weight I was before the accident.
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
What are your resolution going to be for the new year?
Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?
I've been reading so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently, that I've made a firm new year's resolution..
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
My New Years resolution is to finally get in shape.
Round... possibly pear... I haven’t decided yet.
What's the best New Year's resolution?
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
My wife: what's your new year resolution?
Day two: I have a fantastic New Years resolution
My New year's resolution is to stop binge eating Xmas leftovers...
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
My New Year’s Resolution this year is to stop second guessing everything.
Wait, is that even a good enough resolution? Idk
Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel.
Four years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?
My one new years resolution was to start to use my Velcro wall more.
So far I'm sticking to it.
My new year's resolution is to stay alive
My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it!
If you got a 4k TV for Christmas, your New Year's resolution is 3840 x 2160.
I've finally decided on my 2018 New Years resolution
My 2018 New Years resolution is to stop postponing things.
So my new year resolution for 2020....
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
Wanna know my New Year's Resolution?
My 2020 New Year's resolution is to finish my 2019 resolution. My goal was to lose 10 lbs.
Differences between different resolutions.
Yesterday, my mom didn’t expect that my dad’s new year’s resolution was to stop looking at other women’s breasts.
I guess hindsight is 2020
My wife told me to pick a bigger New year's resolution than "watch more sports on TV".
Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.
why did we skip to 4k resolution?
Because 3k was a little too racist.....
New Year's Resolution
I told my wife I would be more healthy and exercise this year. It didn't “workout”.
Me: Hey dad, what’s your New Years Resolution?
Dad: I think I’m gonna stick with 4K.
I have a new years resolution to stop drinking
For the 29th and 30th February
New Year’s resolution
My New Year’s resolution is to be more limber and athletic, so I asked the instructor at my gym: “Can you teach me to do the splits in 4 weeks?”
Instructor: ”That depends; how flexible are you?”
Me: ”I can’t make Tuesdays”
I have a new year resolution
What’s your New Years Resolution?
Most people don’t to their New Years resolution
Because they go in one year and out the other
My New Years resolution this year is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I’m planning on sticking to it.
My New year's resolution is to save enough money to buy myself a Velcro wall.
I'm planning on sticking to it.
My new year's resolution is the same for 2020 as it was in 2019
I'm just about ready to start my new years resolution
New years resolution.
My new years resolution is to be more careful, or should I say, more janu-wary.
For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures
because hindsight is 2020
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.....
Someone: So what's your New Year's resolution?
New Year’s Resolution...
3840 x 2160
So glad I picked up that new TV in the sales.
What’s your New Years resolution?
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