Well, what else would you charge them?

Friend (who works in a research hospital): I'm building a bigger 3-D printer

Me: So what's your first project?

Friend: I should probably print something for the prosthetics department, they're always bugging me for stuff, but the small printer head takes too damn long

Me: Well, then you should charge them an arm and a leg

Friend: Seriously? Did you really just say that?

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Got my student with this one today

Students were working on a research project about how different inventions work. One student is researching door bells and looking for a book.

Student: where would I find a door bell?

Me: next to a door.

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