Relishing Puns

Because he couldn't dill with it alone!

Burningham.

It can be said I'm a pretty big dill.

saucepicous

He’s now a seasoned veteran

...in the fridge. I shouldn't have ordered a foot long.

but I don’t relish it either

Now i have Heinzsight

Brat.

It was kind of a big dill.

a plain hot dog.

and wound up Claussen quite a commotion when I couldn't dill with it.

Dill with it!

But you didn't like it

Mayo neighs.

Now I can't read anything.

A dressing addressing a dressing

Because they are In-Bread

Radish

One’s a bar room and the other’s a BARROOM!

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This was a favorite joke of my late father-in-law, who always told it with great relish and a twinkle in his eye.

LMAO

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Courtesy of my 12 year old

March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.

Not sure we’ll be able to read it afterwards.

They relish it

I relish the opportunity.

They always had beef between them.

He wanted the franking credit

In a bun

• "Can't talk, busy camping," replied Tom, intent.
• "The French don't deserve our thanks," said Tom mercilessly.
• "Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.
• "I'll win this tennis game if I get one more point, " Tom deduced.
• "I didn't eat my T-bone tonight," said Tom mistakenly.
• "So you're asking about my mink coat," Tom inferred.
• "I'm wearing a watch around my wrist," said Tom with abandon.
• "I'm the most important salmon vendor," said Tom selfishly.
• "I was correct the first three times, and I am correct now," said Tom forthrightly.
• "Castration is reversible," Tom remembered.
• "I brought the dessert," said Tom piously.
• "I command my own private army," said Tom maliciously.
• "I'll order the same meat as last time," Tom revealed.
• "I've never swum in Egypt's longest river," said Tom in denial.
• "Et tu?" asked Tom brutally.
• "That's women for you," said Tom dismissively.
• "I'll have a bowl of Chinese soup," said Tom wantonly.
• "I eat everything," said Tom in jest.
• "I gave you your freedom, and I can take it away," said Tom deliberately.
• "Maybe if I rub this lamp something good will happen," said Tom ingeniously.
• "I'm never taking an Uber again," Tom derided.
• "That dog is a mongrel," Tom muttered.
• "It's too bad Babe isn't on our team," said Tom ruthlessly.
• "Maybe I should stop using worms to catch fish... or maybe not," Tom debated.
• "Hemingway is my favorite author," said Tom earnestly.
• "This drumming is too easy," said Tom without missing a beat.
• "This is a frozen dessert,” I screamed.
• "Now I have TWO duck feathers", Tom doubled down.
• "She would never answer her phone the first time, you always had to hang up once," Tom recalled.
• "Two plus five is seven,” Tom added.
• "I only have Diamonds, Clubs and Spades," said Tom heartlessly.
• "It's okay, the PlayStation still works," Tom consoled.
• "Capital punishment is mostly used on the lower classes," said Tom with poor execution.
• "Where are all of my old board games?" asked Tom cluelessly.
• "I might be acquitted," said Tom without conviction.
• "I've never dyed my hair red, but I'll try it," said Tom gingerly.
• "Ugh! I need to shave again," Tom bristled.
• "Whale hunting makes me so sad," Tom blubbered.
• "I'll quit smoking marijuana right now!" said Tom bluntly.
• "I like hot dogs more than hamburgers," said Tom frankly.
• "I signed it twice," Tom remarked.
• "I received a letter to take my car in for repair," Tom recalled.
• "I hate pale ale," sai

Meet Patty.

I said no. I'd never drink coffee with ketchup.

“To KETCHUP with a friend”

Doesn't matter it's not even a big dill

Because it couldn't ketchup

I lost because I couldn't ketchup.

I said “what the Hellman”

In a race, it's always trying to ketchup

As many as you can mustard.

And then I remembered it with some mental strength that I mustard.

But it just doesn't cut the mustard any more.

It mustered.

You'll always have to ketchup with old material.

Many of them you've mustard heard of before.

But when you find a new joke, you should relish it.

Especially if it's one about olives, you should just tapenade in response.

After all, it's hollandaise work.

And when it's time to go, you just grab your tartar sauce.

The dill-livery room

He said he likes to relish them.

Mayo neighs