A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.

I'd never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/ryan22000044
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........

ambience chaser

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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I thought I recognized that picture of cows from somewhere

turns out, it was a stock photo

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club.

However I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/AndreT_NY
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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I almost answered the phone when my talkative German brother-in-law was calling me, but thankfully I recognized the number.

That was a Klaus call

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Who is the most recognized exorcist from Mississippi?

Elvis Possessedly

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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The inventor of the elastic waistband has finally been recognized for his contribution to humanity.

He was awarded the No-Belt Prize

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👤︎ u/Theikos
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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While watching "Pee Wee's Big Holiday", my wife recognized Pee Wee and asked "Isn't he a pervert or something?"

I told her.

"He was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater, but I think he got off."

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👤︎ u/CobraCabana
📅︎ Mar 22 2016
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A prisoner took HGH for months to grow taller so he could escape without being recognized

It was a long con

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👤︎ u/I_love_420
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today

Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.

Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."

Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."

Wife sighs.

Me: "What? That was awesome!"

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👤︎ u/Rockleezombie
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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A local radio station in the Grand Rapids area recognized this sub today.

I was driving to school this morning at around 6:00 am, and I hear on the local radio station (Connie & Curtis on 95.7 in the GR area) and they started talking about /r/dadjokes. I thought that was pretty cool that this sub was recognized!

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👤︎ u/Deathcube18
📅︎ Apr 25 2014
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A lot of people recognized him, considering the work he did for a popular county newspaper.

Random Person: I think I've seen you somewhere before..

Dad: Probably. They have my picture hanging up in the post office.

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👤︎ u/superherosam
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused

I had never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/D1v1nE_reign
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but...

I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/Syeq
📅︎ Nov 13 2016
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So a girl came up tom he other day and said that she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. Honestly I was a bit confused.

I’d never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/AquariusV1
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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A girl recently told me she recognized me from the local vegetarian club..

I swear I’ve never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/mike-ekim
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club.

I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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this girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

but i've never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/dangybruhe
📅︎ Nov 22 2017
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A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

But I never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/JAM224365
📅︎ May 08 2018
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Today a woman said she recognized me from her vegetarian club..

..but I'm sure I've never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/NEEEEEN
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but I’ve never met herbivore.
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👤︎ u/jaxnhobo
📅︎ May 03 2018
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A lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club...

but I swear I had never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/pb609
📅︎ Nov 26 2017
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Today, a girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club

but I never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/Rectalspasm
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Today a girl told me she recognized me from her vegetarian club

But I never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/alexbeltran43
📅︎ Dec 06 2017
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Today, a girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. . .

But I never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/sussylawrence
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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A woman said she recognized me from the vegetarian club.

But I'd never met herbivore.

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👤︎ u/doge_vader
📅︎ May 26 2017
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Today a lady at the gas station said she recognized me from vegetarian club

But… I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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Today a girl said she recognized me (again) from vegetarian club.

I said, I don't believe so but it's nice to meat you.

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👤︎ u/RiceyHD
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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