Recognized Puns

I'd never met herbivore

ambience chaser

turns out, it was a stock photo

However I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

That was a Klaus call

Elvis Possessedly

He was awarded the No-Belt Prize

I told her.

"He was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater, but I think he got off."

It was a long con

Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.

Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."

Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."

Wife sighs.

Me: "What? That was awesome!"

I was driving to school this morning at around 6:00 am, and I hear on the local radio station (Connie & Curtis on 95.7 in the GR area) and they started talking about /r/dadjokes. I thought that was pretty cool that this sub was recognized!

Random Person: I think I've seen you somewhere before..

Dad: Probably. They have my picture hanging up in the post office.

I was a bit confused

I had never met herbivore

I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore

I’d never met herbivore.

I swear I’ve never met herbivore

I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.

but i've never met herbivore

But I never met herbivore

..but I'm sure I've never met herbivore.

but I swear I had never met herbivore.

but I never met herbivore.

But I never met herbivore

But I never met herbivore.

But I'd never met herbivore.

But… I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore

I said, I don't believe so but it's nice to meat you.