A Medium Rare Pun
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
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︎ Jan 15 2020
An rare pun
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.
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︎ Oct 22 2021
Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
Medium rare please.
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︎ Aug 29 2021
What did they name the disorder when they discovered double amputees developed a rare form of narcolepsy?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Medium rare, please
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︎ May 01 2021
Why are calendars so rare?
because their days are numbered
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︎ May 12 2021
For years Iβve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls
But I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Itβs a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
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︎ Dec 06 2020
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Itβs very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, βI like it well done.β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?
He didn't have a lot of common cents.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Its extremely rare for a defibrillator not to work.
But when it happens no oneβs shocked.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I like mine medium-rare
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Earthquakes are rare in my area...
so I have no fault insurance.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied βyeh but thatβs rareβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, Itβs really a game changer.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
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︎ Jun 30 2018
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
How rare is an excellent father?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
A rare sea bass has been spotted
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︎ Dec 11 2019
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
It's rare these days!
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Rare Pic of human walking on Space
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Jokes about white sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar...demerara
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︎ Sep 25 2021
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, βI like it well done.β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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︎ May 22 2018
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, βI like it well done!β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot to me.β
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︎ Jun 30 2020
How do you catch a rare bird?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Well done jokes about meat are pretty rare
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︎ Feb 16 2018
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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︎ Apr 27 2019
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