Shoutout to all the women from rap videos

Who are currently twerking from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call a hockey player that raps?

Tupuc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophetshuldham
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Bubble Rap 😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanaluvya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Hey did you hear about the new kind of Italian rap music?

It’s called Rigatone.

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I wrote a rap song about Voltron

Let me break it down lion by lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siminz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My friend was listening to Chinese rap.

I told him it was crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksawesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Somebody told me my Dog could rap

turns out she was just a biter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group

They really wanted to be Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What vampire raps about his enemies?

Diss Trackula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellgirlxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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If I were a rapper, my rap name would be

Lay-Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.

They were called 2Pac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Someone stole some of my rap CDs.

Oh well, no biggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Rap god?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a flat earth rap?

A disc track

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call a prearranged rap battle?

A diss appointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I think the boogieman gets a bad rap

He probably just needs a tissue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkdealer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

mcΒ²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheV1p3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...

... to be hip-hop-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why do women only rap on their periods?

Because they have a mad flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattman8326
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I dont know why dad jokes get a bad rap, women love them.

Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Umbrella_merc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I like country and rap.

Some people call it crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobscotch0103
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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what do you call your favorite rap song about coffee?

a Frap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirstythunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?

Dissingfectant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suss-it-out
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.

Now they're homie pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I recently found this amazing rapper who raps about cheese

His name is Pro Valone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOhMyPancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a Shaolin rap group?

Ninjas With Altitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grandabba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I think the biggest reason teen pregnancies get such a bad rap

is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarmaChameleon306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music...

... they're called the Zbruhs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?

CrapπŸ’© I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CYKABlyetGrande
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Old town road is a combination of country and rap.

It’s called crap.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Bahamian rap CD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillydigno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genevieveoliver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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What do you get when you combine country and rap music?

Crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trazom28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call Japanese Rap?

Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoodlethehoodle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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