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Apparently it is private.
Just over easy.
That’s one of my best dad yolks. Thanks for coming by.
He was in the nighty-night percentile.
I would say urinate.
Though I guess that's just a generalization.
But one of them is definitely Superior.
Him: "It's private."
Me: "No, it's okay, you can tell me."
German Dad: "Nein."
He's criminally underrated to be honest.
My 4 year old daughter walked up to me and said "I'm thirsty". Without a second thought I replied "Hi Thirsty, I'm daddy".
I said "Specific."
Many eyes were rolled.
Well, two. Two eyes were rolled.
So last week, my family was returning home on a plane flight, and because we had a lot of luggage, my parents decided to take a taxi. Well, we'd been waiting at the taxi rank for a while, and my dad exclaims: "We've been waiting here ten minutes, and what have we got to chauffeur it?" Groans were had.
Distant uncle: "It has been a long time, you must have grown a foot since I saw you last"
Me: No, I still only have two.
We live in a building with 2 levels of underground parking.
"I like parking on the first floor because the second floor is beneath me."
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