I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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👤︎ u/yadnivek
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

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📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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👤︎ u/maddawg90
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.

It ended up making him sluggish.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

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📅︎ Aug 03 2017
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New hobby

I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.

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👤︎ u/timotab
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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dad's favorite

There was a turtle & a hare. The hare went up to the turtle & said "Wanna race home?" Thinking he would easily win. The turtle Agreed and the hare said "ready, set, go" and then the turtle went into it's shell and the hare said "SHIT!"

P.s. Here is my dad delivering the punchline https://vine.co/v/he7l7xUQia6

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👤︎ u/lapinskil
📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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👤︎ u/Trispir
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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