I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?
Well after that he became a big sluggish.
Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.
It ended up making him sluggish.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.
New hobby
I took up a new hobby: snail racing. I thought that cutting weight by removing their shells would make them faster but it just made them sluggish.
dad's favorite
There was a turtle & a hare. The hare went up to the turtle & said "Wanna race home?" Thinking he would easily win. The turtle Agreed and the hare said "ready, set, go" and then the turtle went into it's shell and the hare said "SHIT!"
P.s. Here is my dad delivering the punchline https://vine.co/v/he7l7xUQia6
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...
Just made it a bit sluggish.
