A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke
I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?
One is hare-ier than the other!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
For dinner weβre having Himalayan rabbit stew
That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What kind of books does a Rabbit like?
The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this π
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why dont more people eat rabbit?
Most people dont like hare in their food
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Why a rabbit wasn't late?
Because he was HARE already.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family
I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
Itβs a little fit bunny
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why was the hungry rabbit so mellow?
Because he didn't have a carrot in the world
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I hate eating at restaurants that serve rabbit...
I always end up with a hare in my food...
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︎ Jan 30 2021
So I used to own a rabbit farm.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, βwhat blood type are you?β
The rabbit says, βIβm probably a type O.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood...
The nurse asks the rabbit: βWhatβs your blood type?β
The rabbit replies: βIβm probably a Type O.β
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr β what blood type are you rabbit?β
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit β probably a Type-Oβ
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says βI think Iβm a type Oβ
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︎ Apr 07 2021
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found himalayan on the road.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!
It was a receding hare line.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
Itβs a little fit bunny.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
βItβs a little fit bunny.β
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Elton John has brought a treadmill for his pet rabbit
It's a little fit bunny...
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︎ Jan 20 2021
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You βneak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
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︎ Feb 21 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
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