My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My girlfriend said that quilts are better than duvets..

I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhSparaGus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I love the latest album by The Quilts.

They’re my favorite cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I suspect my friend has an unhealthy addiction to knitting quilts.

I have seen all the patterns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How did the kidnapper guarantee that the tailor would make him a quilt?

He thread-end them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aperio43
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Im upset about this quilt set I bought.

I thought it came with a pillow case, but it was a sham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Her: What do you think of the quilt my mom made for us?

Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My wife said making a quilt together will bring us good luck

I said it's gonna take some super stitchin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegodawfultruth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Wife asked if I wanted to go see a quilt museum...

I said no I hear it’s full of squares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainYunk
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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A quilt seriously injured himself playing rugby...

...sew he went to the hospital. Since his life was hanging by a thread, the doctors decided that they'd use a blanket method to help him out: stitches. Warms my heart to say that he's all patched up now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refusalskills
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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My wife showed me two quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My wife says quilts are better than duvets.

I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife showed me two of her mother’s quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife said that duvet is better than all quilts.

I told her to quit making blanket statements like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnGrifRBGH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife showed me her mom’s quilts, and asked me which one I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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My wife asked me which one of her mother’s quilts I preferred.

I said, β€œI refuse to make blanket statements.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My wife showed me two quilts and asked me which one I preferred.

Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Her: Which of these two quilts do you prefer?

Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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All quilts are the same

That was a blanket statement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeredws
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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