A list of puns related to "Quilting"
He said, knit
But I told her winners never quilt.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.
Theyβre my favorite cover band.
I have seen all the patterns.
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
He thread-end them
I thought it came with a pillow case, but it was a sham.
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.
I said it's gonna take some super stitchin'.
I said no I hear itβs full of squares
...sew he went to the hospital. Since his life was hanging by a thread, the doctors decided that they'd use a blanket method to help him out: stitches. Warms my heart to say that he's all patched up now.
Quilted.
Quilting.
a sweater, cause it will keep yor body sweatier.
Me : (ΰ² _ΰ² )
Dad : Ok, I know this joke socks so I will quilt. You better blanket from your brain.
Me : (ΰ² _ΰ²₯)
oh sheet
I assure her it was quilted
My mom was worried. She told me to make sure I have plenty of blankets on my bed.
I told her I had it covered.
I love quilts.
A few years ago, I was in Radiography School with the Army. During our Basic Medical Orientation class, our instructer asked my class to give an example of a soft tissue.
I replied, "I can name two; Charmin and Puffs!"
I spent the remainder of class in the "Front Leaning Rest" position. Well worth it
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
I told her to quit making blanket statements like that.
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.
Me: I refuse to make blanket statements.
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