What is is best soda for a 8-bit protagonist to promote?
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They sure do know how to promote lol
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︎ Oct 17 2020
They sure do know how to promote lol
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.
Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'
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︎ Sep 24 2019
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
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Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...
...TheyΒ΄re calling the plan ninten-dough
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︎ May 14 2018
In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,
I shall leave no tern unstoned.
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︎ Nov 16 2017
What my father said after the cashier asked him if he'd like to donate $1 to promote literacy
"No thanks I already know how to read"
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︎ Aug 08 2015
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ May 12 2021
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I donβt know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My friend got promoted to supervisor at his job...
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Sorry for self promotion.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu canβt wait
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itβs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Shameless self-promotion
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︎ May 26 2020
I recently joined the Popcorn Army.
I've already been promoted to Kernel.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Director!
My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one Iβd pick.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
whatβs the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?
if youβre promoted, youβll still be fired.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Whatβs the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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︎ May 27 2020
A couple days ago I went for a walk beside a pasture and seen a lone cow when I went again today he wasn't there
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
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︎ Aug 07 2017
I may get fired or promoted... not sure...
My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.
Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."
Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."
Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.
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︎ May 09 2017
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
How did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field......
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
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