What is is best soda for a 8-bit protagonist to promote?

Sprite.

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They sure do know how to promote lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rudymex2003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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They sure do know how to promote lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rudymex2003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.

Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?

Because it’s not Pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHPWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...

...TheyΒ΄re calling the plan ninten-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPurpleBluBlu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,

I shall leave no tern unstoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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What my father said after the cashier asked him if he'd like to donate $1 to promote literacy

"No thanks I already know how to read"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AloeRP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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Why was the scarecrow promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzi01
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...

...lately, he's been feeling down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyYourNewBFF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,

...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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My friend got promoted to supervisor at his job...

I think he'll manage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.

I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."

"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkbuster_G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?

SeΓ±ority

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxas1011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?

He sold himself shorts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewthumb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I got a promotion at the crematorium.

My boss told me I urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgejano11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.

I am a branch manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Sorry for self promotion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2JZ_LUV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?

Lincoln bio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emagdaleno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on

They allow you to take-one-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3hl34d3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Shameless self-promotion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdenSteden22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I recently joined the Popcorn Army.

I've already been promoted to Kernel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Director!

My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one I’d pick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokewizard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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what’s the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?

if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeO4K
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?

There is none, they both promote being white and straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!

I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!

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A couple days ago I went for a walk beside a pasture and seen a lone cow when I went again today he wasn't there

I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgoosey217
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...

I am now a counter-terrorism officer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E420CDI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/megabits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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I may get fired or promoted... not sure...

My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.

Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."

Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."

Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomHopeless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatbottomedgirl80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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How did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRousse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NofarDCohen42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatfletch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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