Old man goes to polling place asking if his wife had already voted.

So the old man approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting on every election and I was hoping to see her once again.

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📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear about the sit-in at the polling place?

The police told them to get up, vote and leave.

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📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Every damn vacation

IDK if this has already been said by someone else, but I heard it from my dad first.

We always took long road trips for vacation and every once in a while my old man would see an ice cream place and ask us kids "Who wants ice cream?"

We of course would say we wanted some in which he almost always replied "Ok, just taking a poll". 9/10 we wouldn't get ice cream, he was just messing with us.

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