Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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I'm pretty far on the left politically but I'm not involved in any activism

I'm passive progressive

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Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?

PC-people don't see race.

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It might not be politically correct to say this....

...but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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My Russian friend told me he always considered himself politically far left.

I simply said β€œWell, So vi et.”

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Why do politically active weightlifters have weaker left sides...?

Because they're really into exercising their rights!

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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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It may not be politically correct to say this,..

But the US Presidential Elections are being held today.

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Did you hear about the politically correct person that was trampled?

He was trying to cross the street during a marathon. He died because he couldn't see race

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My politically incorrect dad

My dad found out that all of my suite mates are black (I'm white). Dad: "Do you know what that makes you?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Quarterback."

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Dad makes really politically incorrect jokes...

Dad: Did you guys see anything on the Malaysian flight?

Family: No

Dad: Yea no one has, they're still missing.

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My dad is concerned with being politically correct.

Dad: You can't call them ghosts anymore, they're Apparition-Americans!

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My political puns are tariffable.
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Political puns
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Political pun: What does it look like when a government contractor flies the coop?
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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Which is the most polite food in the world?

Cultured greens.

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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...

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I usually stay out of politics, but - and this is a big but - ...

>!https://imgur.com/xDwJi0C!<

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I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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Haha
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Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.

It's called Pence-a-cola.

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I got a warning message from a mod saying β€œmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”

I replied saying β€œlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”

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What's the new hip political ideology?

Labralism

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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...

So I called her Bluff...

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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Too political for me
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What bacteria like to have political meetings?

Strepto-caucus.

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What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?

A trophy.

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The problem with political jokes...

They sometimes get elected.

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I dont want political comments. Just enjoy the pun
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What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?

Thank you, next

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Too political?
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Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it.

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What do anti-police protesters use to move around in New York City?

A cab

(It came to mind and I have no wish for it to be political)

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I’ve just had a very polite drink. ‬

β€ͺIt was mostly cordial. ‬

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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.

But now I can look back and laugh.

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I used to understand politics like the back of my hand

But now I dont know my left from my right

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At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.

The lady asked "have you read Marx?"

"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."

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A buddy asked me how many fish I caught

I told him it's not polite to fish and tell

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I love politically incorrect jokes. Here’s my favorite.

Benjamin Franklin was a great President.

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It might not be politically correct for me to say this..

..but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

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People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

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