Philosophers don’t have affairs.
They have thot experiments!
Did You Hear About The Miner Who Was A Philosopher?
They Say He Was Very Deep
The famous philosopher disguised himself.
Now you KANT recognize him.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher and political theorist,
but very few people know about his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starter pistol.
If you followed the moral and ethical teachings of a Prussian philosopher,
Some would say you have a Kant-do attitude.
What are the most philosophical sports clothing?
What do you call a Greek philosopher with a stuffed-up nose?
A Greek philosopher once said:
I don’t play for fun, I Plato win.
One of the lesser known Greek philosophers believed that it was acceptable to live an unremarkable life. His name?
I have a Pilot joke, but it just took off
Why did the philosophical chicken cross the bridge?
Because it said to itself. “ I’ll cross the bridge when I get there “
A great philosopher once said.
"Couples who go together to the bottle return truly understand the value of redemption."
Last night I hired a prostitute philosopher...
Did you hear about the Jamaican philosopher?
He had existential dreads.
A long time ago, a wise philosopher through his works in the sea.
I found them a few years back when I was scuba diving. And man, those words were deep...
My dad used to say to me 'When One Door Closes another will Open'
He was a brilliant philosopher
but a terrible cabinet maker.
Who was the ancient Greek philosopher who told Plato "ehh, that's good enough" on the first draft of The Republic?
Which philosopher had the worst smelling feet?
Why did the Greek philosopher never marry?
All his relationships were platonic.
Why was the donkey philosopher so disliked?
Because he was a wise ass
What does a Spanish philosopher eat on?
There was never a Greek philosopher named Hypotheticles
But what if there had been?
How many Philosophers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The great philosopher who was ran over by a chariot.
What's the first lesson the Italian philosophers say about living in the past?
What is in the pasta, is in the pasta
Why is the philosopher unhappy?
Because he Schop-en-hauer late.
Why did the ancient philosopher build 2 spots to park his boat?
We’ll never know, it’s a paradox.
What are most philosophers favorite type of tea?
A dyslexic chemist accidentally became an ethics philosopher. He was asked to consider the molarity of his samples but accidentally considered their morality.
What did the philosopher say when he had an epiphany ?
Plato, the ancient Greek philosopher, was always getting friendzoned.
Women would be like, "you're a great guy, and I like you, but not romantically... um, what's the word for that?"
"(Weary sigh) you mean... platonically?"
"Yeah, that."
There is much disagreement on the theory of knowledge, but most philosophers agree on its origin, that is, the first thing one knows.
That's because the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire.
why did the philosopher not do well in his french test?
because he Kant speak french :D
Why do philosophers like Mexican gangs?
They have a lot of essays
What did the Greek tailor say to the philosopher?
I'm ordering a chicken and an egg on Amazon
Which philosopher never went barefoot?
I can always tell what the score will be before the Football game starts
What are the most philosophical sports uniforms
What are the philosophical pieces of sports attire?
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
Why did the ancient philosopher build 2 spots to park his boat?
We’ll never know, it’s a paradox.
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
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