My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Suggest me some unique name idea for Graphic Design company please!!!
I don't know why I get the feel like you guys can suggest something really good
I had a friend in high school that really wanted to become a pilot. His parents hated the idea. Every time he brought it up, they were like
As summer approaches, it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a lower case L and and upper case i look the same must have been Ill.
I like the idea of podiums
They're a product I can really get behind
I have no idea how fast light travels...
But, it gets here too early in the morning.
New idea for bakery name: “Game of Scones”
I wanted to go rock-climbing on Saturday but my best friend hated the idea.
He made the whole day very anti- climb- atic.
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
I had no idea Amazon renewed my subscription
I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and quite possibly, bambezoed.
It is a really bad idea to marry scientists
Chances are, you are breaking some laws if you marry many of them at the same time.
Why did the sculptor realize creating a self-portrait bust was a bad idea?
Because he got a head of himself.
I think sex education is a great idea in schools.
I just don't think the kids should be given homework.
At the beginning of the Common Era, people had no idea how to track years.
But then they did a complete 1 AD.
I'll admit, it was a half-baked idea
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
What a grape idea for an old meme.
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.
I was glad they had some skin in the game.
Got this idea from the bilingual keyboard emoji suggestions...
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...
I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
why is it a bad idea to iron your rabbits foot?
You shouldn't press your luck
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