8 Hilarious Philosopher Name Puns

Someone asked me to name a greater philosopher than Nietzsche.

I. Kant

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👤︎ u/twilling8

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names

Glad I found my Nietzsche niche

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👤︎ u/Plumsby

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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What is the name of the greatest philosopher to ever live?

Question Mark

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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Greek philosophers have strange names

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👤︎ u/dagobertdoc

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher

But I said I Kant.

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👤︎ u/avisser

📅︎ Feb 06 2017

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What did the sarcastic academic say when asked if he could name a single German philosopher?

“No I Kant”

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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What’s a bird name for a chef?

Kookaburra

What’s a bird name for a philosopher?

Rio.

What? It’s my pet parrot’s name.

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👤︎ u/not_flexy

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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Dad, could you name a philosopher?

I. Kant

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👤︎ u/Lagomplus

📅︎ Dec 28 2014

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