Somebody told me 'they' are phasing out Roman numerals.

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Under appreciated dad phases of the day:

Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature

Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchymacaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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Every month, I get a phase in which I make a lot of jokes about the +7 OS of iodine.

I make periodic periodic jokes.

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We should call this new phase of society 'Solitudarity.'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/socksarepeople2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.

He asked about the neutral wire.

I said "don't worry, its just a phase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3adeyeduck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olafminesaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.

Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you hear about the phase where people drove around wingless airplanes? Probably not, it never took off.

Credit goes to my co worker, who made me cringe very much so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chockaday12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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When you speak two languages, you hit the phase that you slightly forget both languages.

It's called bye-lingual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Press F
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad_Cornflakes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisc44890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current

"he's going through a phase"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I was told I often get sayings wrong, but it didn't phase me.

I didn't even batter an eyelid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I went through an emotional phase in my 40s.

I was a late doomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it is phases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Former Geologist Enters Post-Rock Phase thehardtimes.net/2016/08/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlenny94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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I was an electrician once

It was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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people are trying to phase out Roman numerals

I don't know why, they're grVIII

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carty1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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I used to be really into the full Moon

Turns out it was just a phase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gorflindal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.

I really should get past this phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FramDzi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefisforfinance
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Solid Argument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCoder01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.

It's only a phase, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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If FLASH ever makes mistakes...

He has to phase the consequences... Or just travel back in time to correct the past...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What did the moon say to it's emo kid?

It's just a phase, kiddo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasabi-bean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Every full moon, my son goes outside and stares up at it for hours on end.

I know it's just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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The moon keeps waxing his crescent...

...but it's just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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90s Eurodance group Technotronic recently bought a factory that manufactures all types of fruit preserves

However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.

After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.

They decided to Pump Up The Jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Timmy got sent home from school today, he mooned his class again.

Don’t worry honey he’s just going through a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikey10158
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I challenged, I failed. Dad triumphs.

My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.

Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?

Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.

Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying

Dad: OP, Watt??

Dad: The puns are the current thing.

Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.

Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!

Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK

Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.

Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good

The Dad is strong, too strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurizmax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Why are horny teenage weaboos always so grumpy?

They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.

Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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I'm creating a new curry recipe from scratch

It's still in the experi-lentlil phase

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As a kid I wanted to be an electrician.

My parents said it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flsucks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Unexpected dad joke at work

It's been really cold in my neck of the world lately. Today a coworker came into the office and said, "I'm freezing."

My other coworker replies, "You're just going through a phase."

I'm not entirely sure it's a dad joke (it wasn't "Hi freezing, I'm [name]"), and maybe it's only hilarious to us because we're chemists, but I thought this subreddit might enjoy this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panaphobe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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I laughed while my daughter cried today

Context: Today was helping at practice for a play that my 4th grade daughters class is going to put on. My daughter (Sarah) was playing a tree, and another girl (Mikayla) was playing a Deer. Right now they're all into this weird "dating" phase. So Sarah ran over to me sobbing...

Sarah: Dad, Mikayla kissed my boyfriend. She is already dating Scott and Michael kissed her just now!

Me: Hoe dear, that sounds like a really sticky situation you're in.

I then proceeded to start laughing while failing to control it while my daughter started bawling. The other adults looked at me like I was a demon, and I had to leave the room for a minute to control myself.

Edit: Also I later realized that my daughter doesn't understand what a hoe is and thought I was just laughing at her. Don't worry, I have apologized and bought her ice cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwjjgg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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Got my wife pretty good last night

Came out of the store and my daughter pointed out the moon. She's learning about moon phases and such in school.

Wife: "Is that a new moon?"

Me: "No... I think we've had that one for awhile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc0mm5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Put Some Clothes On!

Wife: β€œPut some clothes on! Are you going through a phase?!”

Me: β€œWell, I was at first, but now it’s just on and off.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung-emu-god
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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How does the moon cut his hair.

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zyzzyva42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

Now I realize it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…

As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

Turns outβ€”-it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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