What would Gordon Ramsayβs stage name be if he was a wrestler?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Awkward stage
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.
They form the basis of standup comedy.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Yearβs Eve.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Stages of matter
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︎ Jan 30 2020
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.
I just love watching the frogress.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
The 5 stages of butter
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.
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You believe in Santa.
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You donβt believe in Santa.
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You are Santa.
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You look like Santa.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My wife just informed me that βterrible twoβ refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time thatβs how I always referred to my two kids at all times
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︎ May 27 2020
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
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︎ May 26 2020
We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks βI wonder if sheβs from Swedenβ another friend says βmaybe Norway?β My final friend asks βdo you thinks sheβs Finnish?β
I boastfully reply βI fucking hope not sheβs only been on five minutesβ
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...
I left without making a scene.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Who did auntie kill when she found out she had end-stage renal disease?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage was an inside joke
Because he literally had a theater built for his plays called the Globe theater.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What do Stage Magicians and Confused Navigators have in common?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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︎ Jun 13 2019
My son beat stage 2 cancer today :))
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︎ Sep 14 2019
How does a tree express its feelings on a stage?
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︎ May 29 2018
How do you get Pickachu to go stage?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Finding out you have stage 4 cancer
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Whatβs the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys
That's a hard act to follow
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
The three stages of man:
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He believes in Santa.
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He doesn't believe in Santa.
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He is Santa.
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︎ May 18 2020
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
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︎ May 23 2019
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Yearβs Eve.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
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