My First Day As A Pharmacy Cashier...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fanosffloyd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I was walking down the street after leaving the pharmacy and noticed a casket was chasing me. Well all I had was a bottle off cough syrup so I threw it at the casket...

...and then the coffin stopped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scamperillium
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I want to start my own NYC pharmacy

I’ll call it Medicine Square Garden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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You have to be very quiet at a pharmacy.

Otherwise, you'll wake up the sleeping pills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/type3civilization
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Javaman314
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.

They are looking for hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funchaloe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I went into a pharmacy today and asked them β€œwhat can I get to treat the coronavirus”. The girl replied β€œammonia cleaner”

β€œOh sorry, I thought you worked here”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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So I walk into the pharmacy, and ask for a coronovirus cure.

Them: Ammonia cleaner?

Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy.

It gave me a good run for my money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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What do you call a pharmacy that hurts you?

A β€œharmacy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erinusagi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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The pharmacy only had one pack of laxatives left, so I bought them.

I’m so relieved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitebeaks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I picked up some tongue depressors at the pharmacy today

& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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A duck walks into the pharmacy to purchase chapstick

And asks the cashier to put it on his bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogbluebatman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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Our local politician just opened a neighborhood pharmacy store.

He is now a piller of the community.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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A newborn pony walks into a pharmacy

He asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any cepacol lozenges? I'm a little hoarse"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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A morbid dad joke while waiting at the pharmacy

My wife and I were waiting in line at the pharmacy to get her some of the good stuff from behind the counter. When she's sick she can be a little overly dramatic.

Her: "I think I'm dying, do they make anything for that?"

Me: "Funerals"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Osten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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A duck walks in a pharmacy

A duck walks in a pharmacy and says to the cashier, "I'd like to buy some lip gloss." The cashier nodded and said "Okay. How would you like to pay? Cash or Credit Card?" The duck says "Put it on my bill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letrollface1279
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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At the pharmacy picking up my pain meds after surgery...

And I'm prescribed Norcos

I look at the bottle and look at my pharmacist and ask, "What did Aquaman do when he was cold?"

Blank stare.

"He put a hydrocodon". Then I shake the bottle.

The groan was real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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I told my wife and kids, "this pharmacy isn't kidding around."

http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk

"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_interrobanger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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be quiet inside a pharmacy...

you might wake the sleeping pills

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Duck walks into a pharmacy

Says give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dam_b_ver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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