...and then the coffin stopped.
I’ll call it Medicine Square Garden.
Otherwise, you'll wake up the sleeping pills.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
“Oh sorry, I thought you worked here”
Them: Ammonia cleaner?
Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.
It gave me a good run for my money.
A “harmacy”
I’m so relieved
& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!
And asks the cashier to put it on his bill
He is now a piller of the community.
He asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any cepacol lozenges? I'm a little hoarse"
My wife and I were waiting in line at the pharmacy to get her some of the good stuff from behind the counter. When she's sick she can be a little overly dramatic.
Her: "I think I'm dying, do they make anything for that?"
Me: "Funerals"
They were out of SCOPE.
A duck walks in a pharmacy and says to the cashier, "I'd like to buy some lip gloss." The cashier nodded and said "Okay. How would you like to pay? Cash or Credit Card?" The duck says "Put it on my bill."
And I'm prescribed Norcos
I look at the bottle and look at my pharmacist and ask, "What did Aquaman do when he was cold?"
Blank stare.
"He put a hydrocodon". Then I shake the bottle.
The groan was real.
http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk
"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"
you might wake the sleeping pills
Says give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.
