I think my pet skunk is broken...

He's out of odor.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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My roommate was telling us about how he used to have a pet skunk...

Roommate: "Have I ever shown you guys my pet skunk? He died it was really sad."

Me: "Wow, that really stinks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingRatatat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Dad joked by my own daughter... I'm raising her well.

Driving into our neighborhood, windows open, start smelling skunk.

Me: Ugh, why is there skunk smell so far into the city?

Her: Maybe someone was keeping one as a pet, and it... Backfired!

Me: proud groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TapThatSAS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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