A list of puns related to "Pet Skunk"
He's out of odor.
Roommate: "Have I ever shown you guys my pet skunk? He died it was really sad."
Me: "Wow, that really stinks."
Driving into our neighborhood, windows open, start smelling skunk.
Me: Ugh, why is there skunk smell so far into the city?
Her: Maybe someone was keeping one as a pet, and it... Backfired!
Me: proud groan
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