Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
What does a nosy pepper do?
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
What town do peppers come from?
My wife stepped in some pepper I accidentally spilt.
Put a little pep in her step.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Why are nosy peppers bad?
Because they’re always jalapeño business.
What did the small pepper say to the big pepper?
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
Nosey Pepper
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business!
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
What do you call a group of peppers working undercover?
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:
"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."
What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?
What does an angry pepper do?
What's a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno yo business 🤣 top me if you think you can do better!
When you spray someone with pepper spray
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get jalapeño your business.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery
Because it didn't habanero
What does a nosy pepper do?
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?
because it didn't habanero
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero.
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
. . . because it didn't habanero!
What does a nosy pepper do?
it gets jalapeño business
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What does a nosy pepper do?
What kind of Dr was Dr.Pepper
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