When does a adult know itβs time to stop parting and drinking?
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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︎ May 16 2020
After my divorce, I gave my wife a necklace with my face on it as a parting gift.
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︎ May 14 2014
transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
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︎ Jul 08 2016
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Never ever spell part backwards,
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
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︎ May 08 2021
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.
At least my heart was in the right place.
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︎ May 08 2021
What's the hardest part of becoming a Buddhist monk?
Just being offered the chants
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︎ May 13 2021
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
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︎ May 15 2021
Bit coin or something idk
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︎ May 16 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
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︎ May 16 2021
Iβm trying to grow auto parts on my farm.
Iβm expecting a bumper crop.
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︎ May 05 2021
What is the hardest part of making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cows across the lake π₯
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︎ May 09 2021
What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?
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︎ May 24 2021
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
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︎ May 21 2021
What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?
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︎ May 14 2021
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
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︎ May 22 2021
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ May 02 2021
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
Itβs because they di-late
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Whatβs the worst part about going out to eat duck?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
We got a new dog yesterday. He was a rescue and we're so glad to make him a part of our family. 'I think the transition is going well.'
'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'
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︎ May 16 2021
Sometimes, I just canβt remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isnβt note-worthy.
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︎ May 08 2021
Whatβs the worst part of having an apple addiction?
You canβt see the doctor about it.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Met a Chinese talking goose today, I asked him from what part of China he was from.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What part of an airplane smells the most?
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What kind of music do planets listen to?
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︎ May 23 2021
My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, βWho is this guy?β
My grandfather: Thatβs my hip replacement.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Which vehicle is part of the LGBTQ community?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why are gas powered cars part of the LGBT community?
They have a transmission.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her sheβs wrong.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What is Goofy's favorite part of the egg?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Whatβs the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
They were so young...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Which part of a hospital is the best place to play hide and seek?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
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︎ May 10 2021
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
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︎ May 18 2021
Never spell 'Part' backwards
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
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