A list of puns related to "Parental Investment"
A young kid had just made a deal with one of the sharks and got a $300,000 investment in his natural flavored bee honey company.
After the deal was made, he walked to his parents waiting outside, explained the situation and the family joyfully embraced and his mother exclaimed "Ohhh, honey!"
Dad - "...Was that a pun?"
My parents invested in a pig, as in we buy it as a baby and the farmer lady fattens it, butcher it, etc.
We went to visit the pig and she gave them their feed and they weren't eating until we were walking away. To that she said:
"They just don't want to look like hogs"
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