The joke was panned
While watching Peter Pan together with my 9 year old and 7 year old, I leaned over and told them:
"I always wanted to be Captain Hook's First Mate, but that's just Smee."
Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
Peter Pan Pun
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
Why Peter Pan always flying?
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
What’s in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
A musical demon delivered my pizza.
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I don’t feel like there’s a knead
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
Which type of bear is most condescending?
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advised…
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can never, never land
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
Why is Peter pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
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