I don't know how to paddle in a canoe
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
My wife asked me which paddle I wanted to use in the boat...
Did you hear about the paddle sale at The Boat Store?
When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
Why do I hate shopping for paddles when they're 50% off?
It's just too much of an oar deal.
I ate too many rowing paddles
When my son asked me which of two boat paddles he should use, I said:
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
I went kayaking with a friend the other day. They asked me which paddle I wanted...
During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".
My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.
I had a job designing ping pong paddles...
It wasn’t very challenging. After all, it wasn’t RACKET science.
I was up the creek without a paddle, so had to make one out of salmon eggs...
After that, I roe-ed my boat to back to civilization, where I share my wonderful sense of humor!
I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake
My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
I said, "I'll take either/oar."
How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?
Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?
What do you call a machine designed to paddle a boat?
We have a metal paddle for our canoe...
I told the kids it's iron oar.
Found a bargain, BOGO for paddles
Have you seen the scary movie about the slutty paddle?
What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?
Did you guys hear about the guy that sells oversized ping pong paddles?
Sounds like a big racket to me.
Dadjoked my wife who wanted to go paddle-boarding this weekend.
"Hey babe, I wanna paddle this weekend"
"Baby, come on over, I'll start paddling right now"
groan...
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation...
Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A fight broke out at the Sporting Goods store over the Paddle sale.
It was quite the oar deal.
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.
I said I’d take either/oar.
Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle
It was an ether/oar situation
There’s a paddle sale at the boat store.
“Hey, which one of these two kayak paddles would you like?”
“I would take either/oar.”
Did you hear about the paddle sale?
It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).
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