Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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My Dad was always leaving our car doors open by mistake overnight

Great man, terrible submarine captain

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Available_Reindeer32
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I once slept like a baby overnight in jail

I felt well arrested

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
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People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.

I walked into a chilly reception.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IlltimedYOLO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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I went totally bald overnight

You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yoru
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What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?

Doctors without boarders.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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When a new relationship pops up overnight
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdouglass
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β€œDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”

β€œWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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You know the US could switch to the metric system overnight?

But there’d be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noah-Heartfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2019
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He was violently frustrated to find that his sailboat had drifted a great many miles off course overnight

He needed to work on his anchor management

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed the clock store overnight?

He surely took his time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2017
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An idea to deliver Milk anywhere in the world overnight

Called Dairy Air.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huntero7298
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2017
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If the British were to switch from pounds to kilograms overnight

Their wallets would be very heavy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jagger2096
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2018
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A tent company was robbed overnight.

The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flats3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/windupbird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2017
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At my job, someone left a glass of wine outside overnight, and some flies had flown into it and died. I called it a Vino's Flytrap.

Nobody laughed :(

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hamlet7768
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2017
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What do you call an overnight summer camp for brooms?

A sweepaway camp.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yismeicha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2015
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My wife was complaining to me this morning about her back hurting overnight.

Wife: My back was killing me last night.

Me: It wasn't very successful. You're still here complaining about it right now.

I had to make my own tea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigDildo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2014
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alluxin_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TimHP
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2018
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What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?

Mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobsonOfficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2018
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Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AYKW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yoitsrebeca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight..

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Butta2x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2018
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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matthewjhendrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2019
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aabesh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2019
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Some people like to think about what would happen if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OlympianSpartan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2019
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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight?

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-nuclear-toaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2018
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuppetNuts86
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