Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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My Dad was always leaving our car doors open by mistake overnight
Great man, terrible submarine captain
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I once slept like a baby overnight in jail
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People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
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I went totally bald overnight
You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow
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What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?
Doctors without boarders.
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When a new relationship pops up overnight
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βDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, weβve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.β
βWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.β
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You know the US could switch to the metric system overnight?
But thereβd be mass confusion.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
He was violently frustrated to find that his sailboat had drifted a great many miles off course overnight
He needed to work on his anchor management
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︎ Jun 05 2018
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the clock store overnight?
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An idea to deliver Milk anywhere in the world overnight
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If the British were to switch from pounds to kilograms overnight
Their wallets would be very heavy
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︎ May 08 2018
A tent company was robbed overnight.
The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.
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At my job, someone left a glass of wine outside overnight, and some flies had flown into it and died. I called it a Vino's Flytrap.
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What do you call an overnight summer camp for brooms?
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My wife was complaining to me this morning about her back hurting overnight.
Wife: My back was killing me last night.
Me: It wasn't very successful. You're still here complaining about it right now.
I had to make my own tea.
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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There would be a mass confusion
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
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There would be mass confusion!
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There would be mass confusion.
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There would be mass confusion.
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There would be mass confusion...
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
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