A list of puns related to "Ordering"
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.
Dammit wrong sub!
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses
Little guy Caught me off guard lol
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
They all tell me it's naan optional.
Weigh more than needed
Big mistake.
Oops, wrong sub.
Oops, wrong sub.
I love foreign axe scents.
The heat is intense
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
After a long day of work i came home and asked my wife what's for dinner. She didn't know either so i said, you know what? Lets go for a fancy dinner at the restaurant, we're gonna eat some snails.
She wasn't interested in going out and said, you know what why don't you go to the night shop and pick up some snails and some red wine. And so i did..
On my way back home from the night shop i come across some friends dragging me to the bar. I end up drinking beers until 5 in the morning and then finally decide to go home. Grabbing the keys in my pocket i manage to drop the snails i bought at the night shop.
Now, at my doorstep, i ring the bell. My wife opens up and asks me where i was for the last few hours. I look at the ground and say "hurry up you damn snails we're almost there".
They should really change the name.
Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks
Delivery: 2 bucks
Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!
Woman ask if i want take out or eat here?? I turn and point at a table in the restaurant.. i would rather sit over there and eat.
That's a... Missed steak
It’s a total naan starter
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
It’s called Tailor Swift.
I don’t want to get ahead of myself
bi-linguini
Dad: So what'd it come to?
Sister: the door.
Safe to say, I fell over.
But my wife cried fowl. Feeling down I ordered one with bird feathers.
Waitress comes by and takes our order and I miss speak then my mom miss speaks. The waitress then misspeaks and says "I just cant speak today". My dad says "what"? And the waitress starts to repeat herself then stops and realizes what my father has just done. Thanks dad.
....they had Nhan
"And what would you like the cake to say?"
[covers phone to ask wife]
"Honey, do we want a talking cake?"
Dad: happy birthday to me
"me so happy having this soup..." an awkward silence followed by a terrifying realisation: "apparently i'm ready to be a dad..."
This is something I do often and will get a wide variety of actions.
Cashier: Would you like a receipt sir?
Me (with a slightly weirded out and inquisitive expression): Are you sure you want me bringing this back once i'm done with it?
He pulled through eventually.
Him> how many come in an order? Waitress> Four Him> Four what? Waitress> Four skins
Waitress: (to my dad) Would you like your meat well done?
Dad: Well I wouldn't want it badly done, now would I?
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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.... It's also a mountain in Alaska".
She wants diet Pepsi I want normal. Hers comes in a straight glass, mine in a standard pint glass. I turn to her and say:
"You can tell mine is full fat, the glass has curves".
Me: ya that sandwich looks good and it comes with au jus.
Dad: Bless you.
He then casually looked back down at his menu and giggled at his joke
I love foreign axe scents.
Whoops wrong sub.
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