A list of puns related to "Opossums"
The Opossum is Irish.
I saw one on the way home. Himalayan in the street.
Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned? A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A? A: A visitor!
Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common? A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.
Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
Q: How do you make Alabama cookies? A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.
Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl? A: The rest will have to dress themselves.
Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums. A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs? A: Drool.
War Eagle!!!
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
Dad : What do you call an opossum wearing armor?
Me : I don't know, what?
Dad : An Armadillo. What do you call a large group of Armadillo?
Me : I don't know, a large group of armadillo?
Dad : No... ARMY-dillo!
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