What's the difference between a Possum and an Opossum?

The Opossum is Irish.

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Have you ever seen a Himalayan opossum?

I saw one on the way home. Himalayan in the street.

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Iron Bowl humor

Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned? A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A? A: A visitor!

Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common? A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

Q: How do you make Alabama cookies? A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.

Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl? A: The rest will have to dress themselves.

Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums. A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs? A: Drool.

War Eagle!!!

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Tonight I'm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the opossum that it could be done.

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My dad's favorite armadillo joke...

Dad : What do you call an opossum wearing armor?

Me : I don't know, what?

Dad : An Armadillo. What do you call a large group of Armadillo?

Me : I don't know, a large group of armadillo?

Dad : No... ARMY-dillo!

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