On The Other Hand Puns

You have five fingers.

You could say I had gauntlets of auger power!

There's 5 fingers

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

...are countless.

..it's a brand-new Rolex."

When I agree, I hold up the yea. I use the nay palm when I want to set things on fire.

“...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

..it's a brand new Rolex."

you have different fingers.

“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

Different fingers.

...you have five more fingers