My friends call me weird, but on the other hand,
There's 5 fingers
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
There are relatively few films with Dracula in them. On the other hand, films without Dracula...
...are countless.
I wrote yea on one hand and nay on the other.
When I agree, I hold up the yea. I use the nay palm when I want to set things on fire.
Dad: “I like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t
Yesterday I broke my finger, on the other hand I'm fine!
Most people have a good paying job, priests on the other hand have a god praying job
On the other hand, the left glove is the right one.
Moses was a terrible actor. He only ever got one part. That bush, on the other hand, was straight up lit.
I was on a train when I noticed a bully nearby who were harassing another guy sitting next to me. The bully then shoved the other guy, who bumped into my hand. I got up, punched the bully and said "Not on my watch...
..it's a brand new Rolex."
Always think very carefully before getting married. On one hand you get to wear a cool ring, and on the other you don’t.
Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with
“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)
I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.
