STAR: Odin, an A5-type star 170% as wide, 210% as massive and 2,000% as bright as our sun; Lifespan artificially prolonged to last as long as a red dwarf
ORBITAL POSITION: 5a
MOONS: 1
SURFACE WATER: 50% (30% of that number being locked up in the northern ice caps)
ROTATION: 24 hours
REVOLUTION: 728 days
WATERPLANTS
Acmella
Acorus
Aldrovanda
Alisma
Alternanthera
Ammania
Anubias
Aponogeton
Arthraxon
Azolla
Bacopa
Baldellia
Berula
Blyxa
Bolbitis
Cabomba
Caldesia
Calla
Callithriche
Cardamine
Ceratophyllum
Ceratopteris
Cladophora
Clinopodium
Crassula
Crinum
Cryptocoryne
Heteranthera
Hippuris
Hottonia
Hydrilla
Hydrocharis
Hydrocleys
Hydrocotyle
Hydrothrix
Hygrophila
Hygroyza
Isoetes
Jasarum
Lagarosiphon
Lagenandra
Lemna
Lilaeopsis
Limnobium
Limnocharis
Limnophila
Lindernia
Littorella
Ludwigia
Lycopodiella
Lysimachia
Marsilea
Mentha
Microsorum
Monochoria
Monosolenium
Murdannia
Myriophyllum
Najas
Nechamandra
Nelumbo
Neptunia
Nitella
Nuphar
Nymphaea
Nymphoides
Oenanthe
Orontium
Ottelia
Penthorum
Periscaria
Pilularia
Pistia
Phyllanthus
Pogostemon
Pontederia
Potamogeton
Proserpinaca
Ranunculus
Regnellidium
Riccia
Ricciocarpos
Rotala
Ruppia
Sagittaria
Salvinia
Samolus
Selaginella
Sium
Shinnersia
Spiranthes
Spirodela
Stratiotes
Stuckenia
Subularia
Synnema
Taxiphyllum
Tonina
Trapa
Triglochin
Trithuria
Typha
Uticularia
Vallisneria
Vernoica
Wolffia
Zannichellia
MOSSES
Hypnum
Entodon
Climacium
Thuidium
Plagiomnium
Polytrichum
Dicranum
Leucobyrum
Campylopus
Aloina
Atrichum
Bryum
Ceratodon
FUNGI
Agaricus
Clitocybe
Auricularia
Flammulina
Hypsizygus
Lentinus
Pleurotus
Rhizopus
Sparassis
Tremella
Tuber
Ustilago
Volvariella
Fusarium
Phallus
SEAWEEDS
Carola
Carragreen moss
Dulse
Eucheuma
Gelidiella
Gracilaria
Grapestone
Hypnea
Irish moss
Laverbread
Gim
Nori
Chlorella
Gutweed
Sea grape
Sea lettuce
Arame
Badderlocks
Cochayuyo
Ecklonia
Kombu
Oarweed
Sea palm
Bull kelp
Sugar kelp
Wakame
Hiromi
Bladderwrack
Channelled wrack
Hijiki
Limu Kala
Sargassum
Spiral wrack
Thongweed
Mozuku
FRESHWATER CRUSTACEANS
Atya
Caridina
Macrobrachium
Neocaridina
Palaeomonetes
Potamalpheops
Xiphocaris
Cambarellus
Cherax
Orconectes
Pacifastacus
Procambarus
Parathelphusa
Lepidurus
Triops
Branchinecta
Streptocephalus
Daphnia
Moina
Diplostraca
Asellus
Trachelipus
Gamarus
Hyalella
Cyclops
Clibanariu
... keep reading on reddit ➡Here is the oversimplified map of the solar system of an alternate Earth:
https://preview.redd.it/7a6m5ocg2vg61.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5bd424efe47b681a8e1250855023552a98b852e
At the center of this solar system is a binary consisting of a red giant 100 times as wide, one-third as massive and 1,000 times as bright as our sun orbited by a yellow-white dwarf 130% as wide, 170% as massive and six times as bright as our sun.
Orbiting this binary from a distance of 10-12 AUs is another binary consisting of two yellow dwarves, each one 105% as wide, 110% as massive and 126% as bright as our sun.
Here is the map of the alternate Earth.
https://preview.redd.it/tvvpb88w2vg61.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=fab595cde18cabf8dfb39312d78dbc30c923857e
And now here is the alternate Earth in comparison to our Earth:
https://preview.redd.it/v2gmgqqx2vg61.png?width=2521&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7d089de3dc4a9a8d25debf52e798e1dcd5b0c79
Axial tilt is at 3.6 degrees, so the seasons in this world are defined by how many "suns" are in the sky at a certain point in the year. "Summers" are where you can see the red giant, the yellow-white dwarf and both yellow dwarves at once, creating daylight as bright as Venus and a night 1,000 times brighter than back home, whereas "winters" are where you can see only the yellow dwarves, creating daylight as bright as Mars and night only 60 times as bright as back home (courtesy of its location in a very dense star cluster.)
And now, the seedlist to use for colonizing this alternate Earth:
Autotrophs
All 2,698 species of the phylum Cyanobacteria
All three species of the genus Dawsonia
All 70 species of the genus Pogonatum
All 70 species of the genus Polytrichum
All 13 species of the genus Chlorella
All seven species of the genus Eisenia
All 17 species of the genus Alaria
All eight species of the genus Durvillaea
All nine species of the genus Ecklonia
All 24 species of the genus Saccharina
All 31 species of the genus Laminaria
Postelsia palmaeformis
Nereocystis luetkeana
Pelvetia canaliculata
All 300 species of the genus Sargassum
All 11 species of the genus Cibotium
Claytosmunda claytoniana
Osmundastrum cinnamomeum
Regnellidium diphyllum
All 12 species of the genus Salvinia
All ten species of the genus Leptopteris
All 40 species of the genus Lygodium
All seven spec
Si no tuviera Twitter no sé que haría, seguramente estaría al día con la escuela, con una novia, siendo feliz, trabajando, visitando a mis amigos y familia, haciendo deporte y teniendo un buen cuerpo. Básicamente sería un fracasado, que suerte que tengo Twitter.
los gatos son el mejor animal objetivamente hablando doméstico solamente por detrás de vuestras madres,los perros, las ovejas, los muflones, los cerdo doméstico, los jabalís, las cabras domésticas, las vacas, los toros, los cebús, los gallos y gallinas, los burros, las numidas meleagris, las streptopelias risorias y las roseogriseas, los patos, los pavos cristatus y la cracula religiosa
Dices que te gusta la lluvia, pero usas paraguas cuando llueve. Dices que amas el sol, pero buscas sombra cuando brilla. Dices que te gusta el viento, pero cierras las ventana cuando sopla. Es por eso que tengo miedo cuando dices que me amas.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
The doctor says it terminal.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
In an alternate universe, this alternate Milky Way has hundreds, if not thousands, of Earths, but none of them are as close to each other as the "Nine Earths" of the Orion Arm. Some of these Earths are far larger than ours is. Some of them orbit the binaries or trinaries of main-sequence stars (like our sun). But they all have two things in common—there is faint but definitive proof of oxygen in the atmosphere, and they all have life.
Each of the Nine Earths themselves will be described in due time, but most of them will have the same seedlist, as demonstrated below. (Conditions on the two super-Earths, Muspellheim and Svartalfheim, are so extreme that the seedlist must be improvised.)
Autotrophs
All 2,698 species of the phylum Cyanobacteria
All three species of the genus Dawsonia
All 70 species of the genus Pogonatum
All 70 species of the genus Polytrichum
All 13 species of the genus Chlorella
All seven species of the genus Eisenia
All 17 species of the genus Alaria
All eight species of the genus Durvillaea
All nine species of the genus Ecklonia
All 24 species of the genus Saccharina
All 31 species of the genus Laminaria
Postelsia palmaeformis
Nereocystis luetkeana
Pelvetia canaliculata
All 300 species of the genus Sargassum
All 11 species of the genus Cibotium
Claytosmunda claytoniana
Osmundastrum cinnamomeum
Regnellidium diphyllum
All 12 species of the genus Salvinia
All ten species of the genus Leptopteris
All 40 species of the genus Lygodium
All seven species of the genus Azolla
All 192 species of the genus Isoetes
All 21 species of the genus Dicksonia
All 11 species of the genus Ginkgo
Sciadopitys verticillata
Manoao colensoi
Both species of the genus Cunninghamia
Taiwania cryptomerioides
All three species of the genus Athrotaxis
All six species of the genus Sequoia
Both species of the genus Sequoiadendron
All five species of the genus Metasequoia
All 42 species of the genus Macrozamia
Nypa fruticans
All 15 species of the genus Abelmoschus
All 20 species of the genus Apium
All 37 species of the genus Cajanus
All 20 species of the genus Carum
All four species of the genus Cyamopsis
All 25 species of the genus Daucus
All three species of the genus Foeniculum
All 20 species of the genus Fragaria
All 70 species of the genus Helianthus
All 87 species of the
