When they crunch the numbers, shouldn’t they get smaller?
Why did the kids eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
In college, I double-majored in accounting and dentistry...
Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
How do you find the perimeter of a cheeto?
You crunch the numbers.
Future Father-in-Law dadjoked the family - only my father laughed
During his first dinner with my family, my (now) wife's father casually complained, "I've got a problem with a few of my employees. I was crunching the numbers and noticed that they are taking 40% of their days off on Mondays and Fridays."
Eveyone else at the table stared blankly while my father cracked up. It took the rest of us a bit too long to get that dadjoke.
Is anyone here a mathlete?
I'm training to become a mathlete, and I'm wondering how many number crunches I should do.
