What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?
He told me it was Typo Negative
Errors 403 and 404 went for voting. 404 voted for Trump and
Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
I hate spelling errors...
You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
A friend sent me a text apologizing for the atrocious grammatical errors in his last message. I told him not to worry
Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
Error 404 title not found
I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"
My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
Why is an error the biggest thing in the universe?
Because even in space there's no room for error.
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
Because of a clerical error at the hospital we named both of our twin boys William.
Writing errors are like sins
Repenned, all is forgiven.
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors
Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors
I think the clock on my phone is broken, it's only displaying an error message.
Apple should stop calling errors "bugs" and starts calling them worms.
If you see me make a grammatical error
Just assume I’m being fecesish
I hate it when people make grammatical errors when they're posting their joke.
Because there's no pun-ctuation.
Dadjoked my mum for a spelling error.
I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.
Her: "Where you hungover this morning?"
Me: "In my bedroom."
Our lead developer just told me he's getting 500 internal server errors from a new site we're setting up
I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site
Spelling error led to a dadjoke...
http://imgur.com/Jx72CoI
I had to call him after this one.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate spelling errors...
You swap two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your entire statement is URINED
I hate spelling errors!
You can mess up just two letters and your whole post is urined
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