What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?

He told me it was Typo Negative

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yourpaljenkins
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Errors 403 and 404 went for voting. 404 voted for Trump and

Error 403 for-bidden

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
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Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.

But it was a fossil arm.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carriager
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hallower87
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I hate spelling errors...

You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
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A friend sent me a text apologizing for the atrocious grammatical errors in his last message. I told him not to worry

I speak Atrocian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haidukenshiruken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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Error 404 title not found
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stampylongnosefan1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
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I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"

My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2020
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskell89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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Why is an error the biggest thing in the universe?

Because even in space there's no room for error.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeesTurtle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error

That was a wookie mistake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TreborDragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2019
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Error
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alas_musk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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Because of a clerical error at the hospital we named both of our twin boys William.

They billed us twice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2019
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Writing errors are like sins

Repenned, all is forgiven.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2019
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2017
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I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors

Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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I think the clock on my phone is broken, it's only displaying an error message.

All it says is 4:04.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mini_Mega
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2019
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Apple should stop calling errors "bugs" and starts calling them worms.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2018
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If you see me make a grammatical error

Just assume I’m being fecesish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pepperoni_troll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2018
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I hate it when people make grammatical errors when they're posting their joke.

Because there's no pun-ctuation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mark_VDB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2017
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It would be a forced error imgur.com/gallery/mcHFg2s
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Morris_Less
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2014
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Dadjoked my mum for a spelling error.

I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.

Her: "Where you hungover this morning?" Me: "In my bedroom."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cindres91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2014
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The First 404 Error (in 1955) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oldhickory96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2014
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Our lead developer just told me he's getting 500 internal server errors from a new site we're setting up

I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unstablereality
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2015
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Spelling error led to a dadjoke...

http://imgur.com/Jx72CoI I had to call him after this one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeHasAreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2014
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sheineken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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I hate spelling errors...

You swap two letters and your whole post is urined.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dxsrespectful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2019
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I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your entire statement is URINED

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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I hate spelling errors!

You can mess up just two letters and your whole post is urined

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jtrad_24
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