What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?
He told me it was Typo Negative
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
Errors 403 and 404 went for voting. 404 voted for Trump and
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
Police raised an alert in error, thinking theyβd discovered a recently severed appendage.
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οΈ Oct 11 2020
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
I hate spelling errors...
You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
A friend sent me a text apologizing for the atrocious grammatical errors in his last message. I told him not to worry
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
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οΈ Jul 11 2019
Error 404 title not found
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οΈ Apr 24 2019
I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"
My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"
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οΈ Feb 03 2020
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
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οΈ Dec 15 2019
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
Why is an error the biggest thing in the universe?
Because even in space there's no room for error.
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οΈ Jan 31 2020
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
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οΈ Sep 18 2019
Error
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
Because of a clerical error at the hospital we named both of our twin boys William.
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οΈ Mar 17 2019
Writing errors are like sins
Repenned, all is forgiven.
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οΈ Sep 28 2019
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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οΈ Feb 12 2017
I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors
Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors
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οΈ May 13 2019
I think the clock on my phone is broken, it's only displaying an error message.
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οΈ Mar 25 2019
Apple should stop calling errors "bugs" and starts calling them worms.
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οΈ Sep 02 2018
If you see me make a grammatical error
Just assume Iβm being fecesish
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οΈ Jul 07 2018
I hate it when people make grammatical errors when they're posting their joke.
Because there's no pun-ctuation.
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οΈ Oct 10 2017
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οΈ Jul 25 2014
Dadjoked my mum for a spelling error.
I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.
Her: "Where you hungover this morning?"
Me: "In my bedroom."
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οΈ Jan 16 2014
Our lead developer just told me he's getting 500 internal server errors from a new site we're setting up
I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site
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οΈ Jan 08 2015
Spelling error led to a dadjoke...
http://imgur.com/Jx72CoI
I had to call him after this one.
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οΈ May 13 2014
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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οΈ Jul 26 2019
I hate spelling errors...
You swap two letters and your whole post is urined.
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οΈ Oct 07 2019
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your entire statement is URINED
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
I hate spelling errors!
You can mess up just two letters and your whole post is urined
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οΈ Jan 03 2019
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