How do you turn six into nine?
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today
Looks like they are too busy today
What’s three, nine in Japanese?
Them: San kyu.
Me: You’re welcome.
The twelve days of Jokemas, day nine
What is a planet's favorite day of the week?
Saturnday
If you take a dozen cows and get rid of two you'll have nine
There would be 10 but they lacked 8
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
Why is ten afraid of nine?
Because nine eight seven!
We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?
Because you need three squared meals a day
If doing something two times is called Twice, what do we call doing something nine times?
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. “We’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
What has four letters, sometimes has nine, and never has five
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
There used to be a game in Germany called nine.
It didn’t last long because no one ever agreed to play it.
How did nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen die?
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
Little known fact: Beethoven wrote nine symphonies.
And not one of them wrote back.
Don’t do it nine year olds.
Nine sodium molecules walk into a bar. Who comes next?
A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 789. Why did 7 eat nine? Because at the restaurant 7 was at, 9 came in that order.
Why did seven assault nine?
Even though a squid has two more appendages than an octopus, they can only count to nine...
Cats may have nine lives
But frogs croak every night.
My nine year old son’s Harry Potter humor
If I tie my golf partner on the back nine...
...what is the best kind of rope to use?
Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?
What has nine arms and rocks?
My nine year old's cat just gave birth to a huge litter! I asked her which she likes best...
She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"
I was carrying a nine-foot book the other day and a woman asked what I was doing.
I said “Oh it’s a long story.”
what do you call a nine iron between two pieces of bred?
I tickled my pet octopus nine times but he didn't laugh.
I guess he needs ten tickles.
my nine year old cousin has been in the hospital for a few days, and this was in one of her get well soon cards
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What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five
What is between nine and ten?
What has four, sometimes have nine and never has five.
Beethoven wrote nine symphonies. And not one of them wrote back.
Why can nine ants rent an apartment for free?
Because there not tenants.
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!
Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, but never has five letters.
Six was afraid of seven because seven eight (ate) nine. But why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
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