After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
How do you turn six into nine?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today
Looks like they are too busy today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Whatβs three, nine in Japanese?
Them: San kyu.
Me: Youβre welcome.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The twelve days of Jokemas, day nine
What is a planet's favorite day of the week?
Saturnday
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︎ Dec 21 2020
If you take a dozen cows and get rid of two you'll have nine
There would be 10 but they lacked 8
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. βWild turkeys?β βNine deer, dad!β....
βI didnβt know you spoke German!β he replied
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why is ten afraid of nine?
Because nine eight seven!
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︎ Sep 26 2020
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︎ Aug 30 2020
We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?
Because you need three squared meals a day
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︎ Sep 06 2020
If doing something two times is called Twice, what do we call doing something nine times?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. βWeβll do you one better than terminate, weβll termiNINEβ.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What has four letters, sometimes has nine, and never has five
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing βDanger Zoneβ nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
the NINE LYNCH NAILS
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︎ Apr 07 2020
How did nine, ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen die?
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
There used to be a game in Germany called nine.
It didnβt last long because no one ever agreed to play it.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex
Because they were not tenants.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Little known fact: Beethoven wrote nine symphonies.
And not one of them wrote back.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Donβt do it nine year olds.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Nine sodium molecules walk into a bar. Who comes next?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
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︎ May 03 2019
Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 789. Why did 7 eat nine? Because at the restaurant 7 was at, 9 came in that order.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Why did seven assault nine?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Cats may have nine lives
But frogs croak every night.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
My nine year old sonβs Harry Potter humor
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︎ Apr 14 2019
If I tie my golf partner on the back nine...
...what is the best kind of rope to use?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Why does the man want to buy nine rackets?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What has nine arms and rocks?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
My nine year old's cat just gave birth to a huge litter! I asked her which she likes best...
She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I was carrying a nine-foot book the other day and a woman asked what I was doing.
I said βOh itβs a long story.β
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︎ Feb 01 2019
what do you call a nine iron between two pieces of bred?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What is between nine and ten?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What has four, sometimes have nine and never has five.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Beethoven wrote nine symphonies. And not one of them wrote back.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!
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︎ Nov 13 2018
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, but never has five letters.
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Wanna know why I bought nine rackets?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Six was afraid of seven because seven eight (ate) nine. But why did seven eat nine?
Because youβre supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
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︎ Oct 09 2017
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