Night Watch Puns

It was quite spirited

He hasn't moved in 6 days.

It was a real page turner.

I’ll admit, at first I was like, “Wakanda superhero is this guy supposed to be?”

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

Me: "I doubt you will be able to find even one parrot this time of day, let alone two!"

If it ain’t Baroque don’t fix it

The game was called Be There or Be Square.

This week is my turn to face the screen.

Then it dawned on me

It was his Jed Eye Master.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

Later on I saw some guy harassing a woman while standing on it, so I walked up and punched him in the face.

Nobody does that to a woman.... not on my watch

Me: No, only for the next 2 hours.

Me: "You might say you forGothamed it."

She groaned.

I told her “We already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

Then it dawned on me