News Story Puns

A list of puns related to "News Story"

Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?

It can cause lemon AIDS.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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True story: many years ago I adopted a new dog. Took him to his first visit to the vet.

The lady at the vet: “what’s his name?”

Me: “The shelter told me his name is Toby”

Her: “Well, what does he think his name is?”

Me: “........ Kunte Kinte”

She didn’t get it. Once in a lifetime joke wasted.

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👤︎ u/02K30C1
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Did you see that news story about corduroy pillowcases?

They’re making headlines everywhere.

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👤︎ u/YoureSpecial
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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The local news had a story on wildebeests coming to a screeching halt...

It was braking gnus!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?

He was playing fortnite

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👤︎ u/RebornIlluminati
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...

"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"

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👤︎ u/Fluffy627
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Did you hear the story in the news about the man who planned to replace his head with a rabbits?

What a hare-brained scheme.

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👤︎ u/Philopean12
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...

He loves being in the limelight.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Top news story today: A man dies when a pile of books lands on him.

Police say, he had only his shelf to blame.

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👤︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Breaking News Story

Our top story tonight: A large mirror was found in the downtown area with no explanation.

Police are looking into it.

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👤︎ u/crazyjake91
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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I heard a news story about a village where the citizens were dying of thirst,

I hope they get well soon

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👤︎ u/AvaHorsie
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Did you guys hear that story on the news about the little Russian doll who robbed the big Russian doll?

I heard it was an inside job

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👤︎ u/eldiddykong
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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What do you call an emo news story?

A Hot Topic

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👤︎ u/Quazzon
📅︎ May 01 2017
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There have been a lot of stories about volcanic eruptions and lava flows in the news lately...

They're so hot right now.

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👤︎ u/Verisai
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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What building in New York has the most stories?

The public library.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Just saw the new Toy Story movie

Finally see what all the Buzz is about

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👤︎ u/PHXmetalhead
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Ever hear the story about the boy who got a new boomerang?

He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.

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👤︎ u/Hathosis
📅︎ May 13 2019
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We just got brand new hardwood floors and my wife wanted to slide down the hallway in her socks (true story).

Wife: I'm gonna do a Jerry McGuire down the hallway!

Me: That's "Risky Business" honey

Wife: Don't worry I'll be careful!

Me: ....ok dear

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👤︎ u/thetewj
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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